vashappeninstyles:
why did the baboon say to the giraffe ‘why the long face?’
because he thought that his neck was his face.

So i know what I’m going to say to Niall if he gets a girlfriend before I meet him
“Oh how irish that was me”

puppyluver43:
I wonder how many of my followers are madly in love with me from afar probably all of them
When One Direction Become Fathers
- Liam: sorry i havnt been on, danielle was in labor too long! cant blieve i m a father, officilly Daddy Direction! :) will do a twitcam later i promise xx
- Niall: what the craic?! ima dad now! such a sick day at the hospital....gonna go fin somethin t eat
- Zayn: in life theres always a time when you look at somethin so beautiful and inspiring you jst cant believe it :) x
- Louis: great feeling to be parent! eleanors doing ok, cant wait for evryone to meet the baby!! :)
- Harry: did you know ostriches can lay eggs

Stop making a fool out of me