I will not keep my mouth shut. A bitch knows her voice. Knows how to howl with a wolf pack in her throat. A bitch is honest. A bitch doesn’t follow the rules; demands to know who wrote them. Rules are weak. Rules are prey.
I am alpha female; I am fur on fire. I am roaring tornado combusting misogynist mountains to dust. Crushed bones and gutted patriarchy carcass. We bleed to survive, you bleed to keep up.
tell my…. mother i…. love h
We all need someone to look up to
[leaves this here and backs away]
a ladybug is walking on my hand and it keeps biting me aw
my new best friend
apparently this little shit of an imposter is in fact an asian beetle who bites people because it’s an evil son of a bitch
i can’t even look at you right now, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave
[Somebody That I Used To Know playing in the distance]
my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’
Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.
ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO