I'm Alyssa.
I like food.
End of.
I have a summer home in Liam Payne's eyebrows
I also don't like people. But I would be open to making new friends it's not like I'll throw a brick at you or something.
If you're funny, you will instantly be my friend. If you don't mind.
and if you follow; I love you okay.

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vashappeninstyles:

why did the baboon say to the giraffe ‘why the long face?’

because he thought that his neck was his face.

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So i know what I’m going to say to Niall if he gets a girlfriend before I meet him

“Oh how irish that was me”

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puppyluver43:

I wonder how many of my followers are madly in love with me from afar probably all of them

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mrs-one-directionn:

thrusting-with-tommo:

irishiwasbritish:

1-d-memes:

niallhmu:

rare photo of niall at Niagara falls

seems legit

excuse me, its Biafra falls..

Looks pretty legit.

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• Liam: sorry i havnt been on, danielle was in labor too long! cant blieve i m a father, officilly Daddy Direction! :) will do a twitcam later i promise xx
• Niall: what the craic?! ima dad now! such a sick day at the hospital....gonna go fin somethin t eat
• Zayn: in life theres always a time when you look at somethin so beautiful and inspiring you jst cant believe it :) x
• Louis: great feeling to be parent! eleanors doing ok, cant wait for evryone to meet the baby!! :)
• Harry: did you know ostriches can lay eggs

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Stop making a fool out of me

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