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31 minutes ago on 7/25/2014

via: flyingvirgin
origin: hungarian

hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire



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4 hours ago on 7/25/2014

via: hollandais
origin: steelbison
steelbison:

Tiny watercolor of the pine surrounded pond I saw today. #watercolor

steelbison:

Tiny watercolor of the pine surrounded pond I saw today. #watercolor



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8 hours ago on 7/25/2014

via: nnarry


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12 hours ago on 7/25/2014

via: hollandais
origin: awwww-cute
bongsniffer:

all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”

bongsniffer:

all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”



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greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really  annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING



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20 hours ago on 7/24/2014

via: miniaturewhiski
origin: yokto

yokto:

Do you still feel younger than you thought you would by now
Or, darling, have you started feeling old yet?
Don’t worry, I’m sure that you’re still breaking hearts
With the efficiency that only youth can harness



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queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana



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20 hours ago on 7/24/2014

via: alexblogguy
origin: bipow

"It could have been better if we’d have put that picture of Helders in rollerskates on the cover. I like the current one but I sort of wish we’d have done that." - Alex Turner for NME

"It could have been better if we’d have put that picture of Helders in rollerskates on the cover. I like the current one but I sort of wish we’d have done that." - Alex Turner for NME



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